He might have been crazy, but he kept the yard up!

So a physician decides he’s going to take his son back even though he hasn’t seen him in four years. He devises a plan - maybe not the best plan in the world, mind you, but a plan none the less. He’s going to grab him and shoot at any coppers who happen to cross his path. компютри

My favorite sentence:

“A neighbor across the street said he mostly kept to himself, but waved when spotted and kept his lawn in good condition.”

(emphasis mine)

Nice. A gun-wielding, own-child-abducting physician with horticultural tendencies. Welcome to my state, folks. Welcome to South Carolina.

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Dam this guy!

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I took this picture about a month ago. This little sucker has been making my life miserable for the last two or three months. He’s been building up this dam since last fall. I was fine with it until it went above the banks and started creating a giant cesspool around here.

The neighbors and I started tearing it out, bit by bit. I’ve been using a hoe and shovel to scrape away pieces of it on the weekends. Here’s what it looks like tonight:

If anyone has any advice on removing this sucker, please feel free to chime in.