He might have been crazy, but he kept the yard up!

So a physician decides he’s going to take his son back even though he hasn’t seen him in four years. He devises a plan - maybe not the best plan in the world, mind you, but a plan none the less. He’s going to grab him and shoot at any coppers who happen to cross his path. компютри

My favorite sentence:

“A neighbor across the street said he mostly kept to himself, but waved when spotted and kept his lawn in good condition.”

(emphasis mine)

Nice. A gun-wielding, own-child-abducting physician with horticultural tendencies. Welcome to my state, folks. Welcome to South Carolina.

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