Mittney in Spartanburg

The event, scheduled for 11:40 a.m., is open to everyone. It will be at the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office, though Sheriff Chuck Wright says that nothing should be read into the visit.

Well, lucky for us Mitt’s coming! Apparently the three people here in Sparkle City who support him got together and plastered every column and piece of grass all the way around Hearon Circle with Mittney signs, too. It does make me wonder what interest they have in the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office (warning: world’s worst website), though. It’s in such a scenic part of town. Perhaps he’s looking for more ~~“hired help” for his house~~ South Carolina votes. There’s quite a community just down the road!

It’s not all bad news, though! If you’re a real, live journalist type, you can pony up $300 and ride along in Mitt 1.

After Spartanburg, Romney will fly to Columbia, Savannah, Ga., Charleston and Myrtle Beach. Reporters have been invited to fly along - if they pay up to $300 for each leg of the flight they’ll be on.

I can only imagine the how exciting it must be to take that trip. Maybe you get to watch them reboot him afterwards.